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cynicallaughter

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My Bio
Current Residence: Ontario
Favourite genre of music: Pretty much anything.
Wallpaper of choice: Guiness Pirates.
Favourite cartoon character: Linus.

Favourite Movies
Wall-E.
Favourite Bands / Musical Artists
Counting Crows.
Favourite Writers
Shel Silverstein
Favourite Games
Guitar Hero World Tour, yus.
Tools of the Trade
Bottle of Wiser's, lighter.
Other Interests
Videogames. Working. Sleeping. Not in that order.
I've discussed my hatred of most major advertising campaigns before. Everyone knows my utter hatred of that stupid Whiskas cat (no meat, NO HUBERT!), the toe nail fungus dudes, and the most sophisticated thing I'm told I'll ever pee on. Gross. But today, when I was flipping through daytime television, deciding who would rot my brain less - Dr. Phil, or Judge Judy,  I saw it. It! I saw the most infuriating advertisement ever. An innocent grilled cheese sandwich, made with Kraft Singles (mmm, nothing like Kraft Singles, although I wonder if they ever get lonely?). Alas, this was a "happy" sandwich. That's how I like my food. I like my food fuc
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Seriously. It was moderately funny the first time. Tolerable the second. Slightly grating the third. Now, at shfifty billion, it's getting FUCKING ANNOYING. Yes, my last name is Loos. It's pretty short and simple. An L, two Os, an S. I don't really care if you pronounce it with a long O sound or a short one. I just don't care. No one in my family knows how it's really supposed to be pronounced. I don't care. If you pronounce it like the word "loose", you have a whole night of comedy fodder. If you pronounce it so that it rhymes with "booze", you can rhyme some fun stuff to it. Now, my first name is Jennifer. Which is super unique and oh-so-
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1.) I will smoke only when I drink. 2.) I will drink only when I am not sad. 3.) I will not do things that will totally make me sad. 4.) I will not sleep with stupid boys who treat me like an object. (PS: They are not "your" tits, they are "my" tits. I feed and clothe them, and carry them places. They come home with me. Peace.) 5.) I will do my dishes at least every other meal. 6.) I will vaccuum every other other day. Or so. 7.) I will not take in another cat when my roommate goes away for the weekend. 8.) I will get more comfortable with my crazy cat lady destiny. 9.) I will not rely on substances for my own happiness. 10.) I will
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not much is up... just chilling
Glad you enjoued my Photo. : )
I shall now observe your work. INDEED!
i had no idea you had a devart all this time.
you sneaky little monkey.
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They tried to tempt me with a free week is all.